SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
what if the files on Mary’s memory stick was just the all the Maltesers adverts
"Everything about who I was is on there"
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives